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Christmas calories don’t count, and this tee knows it. Slip into soft, lightweight cotton and wear a little holiday mischief on your chest — a wink for those who linger over second helpings, roast marshmallows, and trade cookie recipes like secrets. The classic crew silhouette sits comfortably under a cardigan or over a flannel. It’s the kind of shirt that laughs with you as you pass the dessert table, warms up family movie nights, and feels lived-in after one cup of cocoa.

Designed for adults who treasure cozy chaos, this shirt moves from kitchen chaos during cookie-baking marathons to relaxed post-dinner lounging by the tree. The minimalist, playful line of text makes a quiet statement among twinkling lights and paper snowflakes. Wear it to dinner parties, ugly-sweater-adjacent gatherings, or while wrapping last-minute gifts — it speaks the language of holiday indulgence without shouting.

Made to last through many winters, the fabric keeps its shape and print crisp so the joke stays readable year after year. If you collect moments more than ornaments, this tee nests right in with your seasonal rituals.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Gildan Softstyle).
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear.
- DTF sleeve prints and DTG main prints; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Christmas Calories Don't Count Right? T-Shirt

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